When um you
trying to sleep with someone you tell them about the time you went
backpacking in Western Europe or start with asking "did I ever tell you about the time I was
backpacking in Western Europe?" Question is normally enough to seduce someone.
R: Did I ever tell you about the time I was
backpacking in Western Europe?
The Holiday Armadillo: *starts kissing R*
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J: Years ago when I was
backpacking through western Europe I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo, I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing, there was a very secluded lake and there were tall trees all around, it was dead silent and across the lake I saw a
beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying...
The holiday armadillo: *seduced* why was she crying?