Blackboids
Hemorrhoids one gets from spending time on the toilet doing emails and text messaging on their Blackberry.
Blackboids by victrolaman October 15, 2008
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blackbodian
blackbodian by krystal...! June 28, 2007
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Blackboids • Black bois inc • Blackbode • blackbodian • blackbodied • blackbody • Blackbohnster • Blackborder • blackbridge • blackoid
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blackbody
A person who sucks the social life out of a social interaction.
Etymology: From physics, where a blackbody is a solid from which no radiation reflects or escapes, black holes are the most familiar example. From optics, commonly implemented as a black velvet lined box with a small window, from which no projected light escapes. Conceptually similar to heatsink (thermodynamics) and ground (electronics). Coined in early 1980s by Cindy and Jaime.
Synonym: Emotional Vampire, coined by Andrzej
Etymology: From physics, where a blackbody is a solid from which no radiation reflects or escapes, black holes are the most familiar example. From optics, commonly implemented as a black velvet lined box with a small window, from which no projected light escapes. Conceptually similar to heatsink (thermodynamics) and ground (electronics). Coined in early 1980s by Cindy and Jaime.
Synonym: Emotional Vampire, coined by Andrzej
blackbridge
Blackbridge is a verb that defines when two African American males but their penis' on top of your head to make a "blackbridge"
blackbridge by Biz62 February 26, 2014
Blackbode
The most handsome piece of shit you'll ever come by. Most likely has a dick twelve inches or longer and will pound your sister on Saturdays, because he's busy praying in church on Saturdays. Probably ripped as shit and will with guarantee make you more wet than the Niagara falls. Domestic masculinity-monster on testosterone, will make you crawl into a corner like the inferior rat you are.
Blackbode by Uncle Tismo November 9, 2020
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"