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Located in Central Florida. A tiny, belagured collection of trailer parks, scrapyards, hadji marts and various bits of rusted metal loosely organized into something that's supposed to resemble a town.

When driving from Whorelando, Bithlo is the shitty redneck hamlet one passes right before they enter another shitty redneck town called Christmas.

Hence, Bithlo is sometimes called "The Nightmare Before Christmas".
On my way to Whorelando, I stopped by the CircleK in Bithlo, where I was harassed for sex by a toothless, shirtless redneck.
Bithlo by Dovetchka December 25, 2005
Related Words

Bithlo Banger 

Noun. A person who rules the Township of Bithlo Florida. Known as being the king of all rednecks.
Did you see the Bithlo Banger last night? He fit 13 hot dogs in his mouth AND finished his beer at the same time!
Bithlo Banger by E.plurUnum September 10, 2019

bithlo crud 

A flu like illness that often goes undiagnosed. One contracts this by spending copious amounts of time in and around Bithlo, Florida. Symptoms include high fever, coughing, headache, sneezing and stuffy nose.
My teacher was out sick last week with the Bithlo Crud.
bithlo crud by Quarantine Carrier February 16, 2014
when you are the combination of a thot and a bitch
eloise: hey whos that shes so mean
emily: oh shes a bithot
bithot by yeetyeet8745 August 14, 2018

bitslore 

Bitslore - combination of the words bitch, slut, and whore .
She is such a fucking bitslore.
bitslore by gcate June 5, 2017

Biathlon 

A fantastic sport which combines physically demanding cross country skiing and precise marksmanship; the only people capable of participating are extremely cool. Never mess with a biathlete, they have rifles. Real skiers ski uphill, in tight spandex.
Wow! Look at those CRAZY cool people!! They must be competing in a Biathlon.
Biathlon by Biathlon chick April 28, 2009