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Bitch Machine 

Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.
Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?

Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?

God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine 

1.) Underground tightly regimented politcal freedom/anarchist organisation, located in an undergroud secret volcano layer underneath the rolling pasture of Fallbrook. AKA G.A.S.O.B.M.

2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.
"God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine is responsible for all acts of vandalism in Sounthern California, manufacturing of explosive devices, kidnapping, distillation, theft, raids, and other questionable activity of the dubious teenager sort."

"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026