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1.
The machine used to make Barbies
My little sister bought some Barbies fresh off the bitch machine this weekend.
by Muhruhmbah Bear September 06, 2008
 
2.
Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.
Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?

Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?
by criminallygoodlooking May 16, 2011