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Wait till your birthday to unwrap your gift

Or put another way, don't ask for da milk till after you buy da cow.
"Wait till your birthday to unwrap your gift" may indeed be da "proper" way of behaving, but there are several flaws with this "old school" practice, such as:
(1) Very few people are gonna actually care nowadoys whether you and your significant other "learned da ropes" before "tying da knot"; in fact, you run da risk of being eye-rollingly called a "prude" if you do indeed delay "fillin' da bucket" until da official "milking time".
(2) Da sex dat you experience before marriage is very often much more fun and satisfying than any intimacy you engage in after da wedding, when you'll likely have more cares and responsibilities to take up your time and wear you out.
(3) You won't be able to know whether intercourse with your partner will be comfortable or even significantly pleasurable till after you've committed, and therefore you might be stuck with miserable/infrequent "intimacy". If you'd "tried each other out" shortly after you'd originally met, however, you'd have discovered if you two weren't "compatible" in dat way, and thus you could each have gone to seek different partners whose personalities and/or physical attributes were more to your liking in da bedroom. It's just like buying a car --- would you sign da purchase-agreement without even taking said vehicle for a test-drive first?!
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026