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Man who is featured in commercials for AT&T and performs in the style of a TV news reporter. He finds the Internet everywhere he goes with his AT&T Laptop Connect Card. With this card, not only does he find the Internet everywhere, but it also makes him faster than Andy Roddick and Floyd Mayweather.
I'm Bill Curtis, and I just found the Internet.

I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm faster than Andy Roddick.

I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm faster than Floyd Mayweather.
by Layventsky May 05, 2009