2 definitions by Layventsky

Bill Curtis

Man who is featured in commercials for AT&T and performs in the style of a TV news reporter. He finds the Internet everywhere he goes with his AT&T Laptop Connect Card. With this card, not only does he find the Internet everywhere, but it also makes him faster than Andy Roddick and Floyd Mayweather.

I'm Bill Curtis, and I just found the Internet.

I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm faster than Andy Roddick.

I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm faster than Floyd Mayweather.

by Layventsky May 6, 2009

dual that chubi

T9 for "fuck that bitch". Can be seen on cell phones with text messaging capability, as most people don't realize that they can get around T9 spellings when they're texting.

I hate T9 on my cell phone. I found out that my best friend had sex with a guy that I like, and I tried to text "fuck that bitch", but stupid T9 made it look like "dual that chubi".

by Layventsky March 30, 2009