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noun
A fat, ugly bitch who thinks they're the shit.

Plural
Beutches
"Oh, I found out Denise cheated on me" said Jerell.

"Don't trip nucka, She's just a beutch anyways" said Tyrone.
Beutch by walruscock December 23, 2010

beltchest 

known as beltchest or belt for short. when a scenario causes you to have a very tight chest usually due to anger or stress. symptoms usually include. real tight chest. empty stomach. blurred vision, raised temperature, breathing irregularities and feeling sick. often experienced during fifa.
josh: just lost last of my money on roulette.

mate: got belt?

josh: ye mate. severe beltchest
beltchest by beltchest victim September 10, 2012

bloody vaginal beltch

1. A release of air from the vagina during her menstrual cycle.

2. an insult used to disgust and shock the person you are speaking to.
Guy 1: Your a raging asshole!

Guy 2: That may be, but your a bloody vaginal beltch

Guy 1: Gross man, that's really sick.
bloody vaginal beltch by E Nigma January 14, 2010
A grotesque mass of repugnantly unidentifiable material.
Reddish-yellow crusties you find behind pull-chain toilets in 75 year-old gas stations.

Stained and tattered remnants of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of someone's shoes after falling out of their underwear following 3 days of blocking liquid shit from leaking out of their putrid ass due to alcohol and burrito abuse.

That white shit that some people get in the corner of their mouths when they are yelling at their kids while drinking beer and eating pork brains.
Bultch by Fecesboy August 2, 2004

vaginal beltch 

The phase you look up when you an illiterate moron with a pie for a brain and a dick.
Your a VAGINAL BELTCH you douche nozzle.
Allegro bodily noise

(a sound with force produced by the body; not involving speech)
When my girlfriend jumped up on me the force against my stomach caused be to bultch a fart.

Are you going to the bultching contest on St. Patricks day
Bultch by SZINBONE October 14, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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