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1.
The hottest hottie of all time, usually seen with the stud Colin or maybe looking fine at the local Krystal.
Man, she's hot but not as hot as Bess.
by colin December 13, 2004
 
2.
sort of like best...but better :)
Me and Kayla are bess friends forever.
by BenJammin9 January 21, 2008
 
3.
Slang for Boss. An accolade and honorable statement between friends.
Oliver: I got a 20 kill-streak in that last game
Sam: You're a Bess!
by Roger_Rabbit May 03, 2013
 
4.
Insane firewall that our school uses. The logo is of course a dog, "Bess", and believe me you do not want to get her angry!
Steven: Dude! Check out this website!
Mike: Bess got me!
Steven: Ha! You can't fool Bess!
Mike: Hax hax hax!
by Steven March 25, 2005
 
5.
She is the girl who everyone loves. She has the most amazing personality and she is a true friend, she's not someone you would EVER want to lose. Nobody dislikes her unless she decides to dislike them first. She has the hottest guy in school wrapped around her finger and she is amazing at anything she puts her mind to! She is hilarious and even the teachers want her attention. She has bigger dreams for herself than the small town she lives in. She stays out of drama but remains the center of attention, she is the true IT girl.
Girl1: I wish I was Bess, she has everything.
Girl2: Everybody wishes they were Bess, thats just life.
by Poppy123:) January 27, 2012
 
6.
A server-level Internet filtering service used by many public schools, which blocks out adult content, email access, personal webmastering accounts, and anything that is construed to be "fun." It's basically "censorship," any way you look at it.

Unfortunately, access to educational materials is blocked, due to technicalities.

For example, one would be hard-pressed to pull up the text of "Romeo and Juliet," because there is a line that says "Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!"

Of course, Romeo is referring to the heart, and not the female breast, in this sense; but the filtering program does not understand that.
Eventually, students will be presented with a "Bess Can't Go There" screen, whenever they try to access ANYTHING online.
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
 
7.
A mother fucking cow.
Jeez i miss Bess, my beloved cow.
by bessisacow May 18, 2011