A situation where an individual finds one’s self involved in an orgy of three or more large white women. Although rare, a pod of overweight albino women is recommended but blondes will suffice.
by Daddylongdick813 September 2, 2019
by Unicornkityy9173 February 10, 2021
“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”
by Layas8567 August 28, 2022
A turd that is all big and knobby at one end but gradually tapers off at the other, resembling the body of a beluga whale.
There once was a man from Chattanooga,
Who dropped a fat brown beluga,
And when he was done,
He screamed just for fun,
"I once blew a guy in Kaluga!"
Who dropped a fat brown beluga,
And when he was done,
He screamed just for fun,
"I once blew a guy in Kaluga!"
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.
Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"
/brandishes Fleshlight
Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
/brandishes Fleshlight
Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
by DJ Easy Dick February 12, 2011
An insulting term used against someone, particularly a heavier set individual, who is being unreasonable, condescending, ignorant, or just a straight up Bitch. Being labeled a Beluga Susan is the equivalent of being called a "Fat Cunt" but in a more proper, discreet manner. This word is commonly used in work places, where an employee wants to call a fellow colleague a "Fat Bitch" but without getting in trouble.
"Samantha has been a real Beluga Susan today"
"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"
"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"
"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"
"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"
"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"
"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"
by Dick Changler September 7, 2016
by Jacksonville Bob November 30, 2006