6 definitions by Dick Changler
Any joint or blunt that has been smoked but not finished. When sparked back to life, it becomes a "Zoob." A zombie doob.
Daaaamn angel, thank you for the zoob! I got a fresh new look on life and it didn't cost me any extra! Before you had just had a whole bunch of roaches sitting around collecting dust... Now have an army of Zoobs.
by Dick Changler August 8, 2015
Pickle finger refers to the state in which you finish fingering a girl (or yourself, if you are female) and your finger is now covered in vaginal moisture. The wet mess you're left with all over your finger resembles the process of "pickling", or preserving of food. This term is even more accurate when the mess just doesn't seem to wanna wash off of your finger, leaving it feeling moist and sometimes leaving a stench. Congrats, your finger is now pickled.
I went over to Stacy's last night. I left with the worst pickle finger ever.
I tried washing my hands 4 times, her vagina sauce just wouldn't come off. I had pickle finger all night.
I tried washing my hands 4 times, her vagina sauce just wouldn't come off. I had pickle finger all night.
by Dick Changler September 12, 2016
An insulting term used against someone, particularly a heavier set individual, who is being unreasonable, condescending, ignorant, or just a straight up Bitch. Being labeled a Beluga Susan is the equivalent of being called a "Fat Cunt" but in a more proper, discreet manner. This word is commonly used in work places, where an employee wants to call a fellow colleague a "Fat Bitch" but without getting in trouble.
"Samantha has been a real Beluga Susan today"
"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"
"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"
"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"
"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"
"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"
"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"
by Dick Changler September 7, 2016
After working long hours at his job, Michael had to stay over and work overtime. You can say he had clenched buttcheeks.
by Dick Changler March 22, 2015
Resembling a rectal prolapse, Turtleneck is another way to tell somebody that they're just a huge asshole. Not only is it humorous, but also an affective way to make someone aware of how much they fucked up.
"These turtlenecks think they're hot shit because they smoke all the marijuanas"
Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.
Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.
by Dick Changler September 12, 2016
When creame of wheat or oat meal sits in a bowl for too long, and becomes molded to the bowl. When you finally take the product out of the bowl, you should have one solid mold of the bowl that you put it in.
Jason didn't eat his oat meal for several hours, and while cleaning his dishes he stumbled upon a full bowl mold. He threw it at Brandon as a practical joke.
by Dick Changler March 22, 2015