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hardcore begged it 

when someone tries to hard for a joke that doesn't even bang

they hardcore begged it
person 1: what did you eat for dinner last night
person 2: ur marj ☠☠☠
person 1: hardcore begged it...

sand-bagged it 

Failed because you attempted something below your actual potential.

See also Sand Bagger
"Dude, you totally sand-bagged it."
sand-bagged it by Joshua Smith February 15, 2006

Bogged To Its Diffs 

To be, or become stuck, hindered, or otherwise incapacitated.

Also see; not working as intended.
Sucker truck on the side of the road near goughs, Bogged To Its Diffs. Poor cunts having a cunt of a Friday 😂
Bogged To Its Diffs by Hoomphenanny September 23, 2021

I.T-bagged 

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.
"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"
I.T-bagged by shoffnee October 14, 2014

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026