Beautious Maximus 

Compound of Beautiful and Gluteus Maximus. aka: a great ass.

Dude, check out that beautious maximus! It's the best one I've seen all day!

Beautious Maximus by wave, dave the wave May 29, 2009

Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Trentonious Beardious Maximus by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.

"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

Beatimus Maximus by marmarthe2nd July 21, 2006

beautius maximus 

a really nice ass.

the kind of ass that makes your pants tighter.

James: dude i just saw a woman with a beautius maximus
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass

beautius maximus by sirsketchalot May 21, 2016

beautimous maximus 

so amazingly beautimous its crazy

Slutty Mutty is so beautimous maximus

beautimous maximus by SDAWGgG August 5, 2010

Beautimus Maximus

A Spell from the book Harry Potter which makes one play musical instruments beautifully.

“Beautimus Maximus!” Exclaimed Harry Potter. And Darren played the ukulele beautifully.

Beautimus Maximus by Addy-Ral September 6, 2018