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Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.
"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

beautius maximus 

a really nice ass.

the kind of ass that makes your pants tighter.
James: dude i just saw a woman with a beautius maximus
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass

beautimous maximus 

beautimous maximus by SDAWGgG August 5, 2010

Beautimus Maximus

A Spell from the book Harry Potter which makes one play musical instruments beautifully.
“Beautimus Maximus!” Exclaimed Harry Potter. And Darren played the ukulele beautifully.
Beautimus Maximus by Addy-Ral September 6, 2018
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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