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Bareness 

Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun.
Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.

One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"

another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"

There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:

Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over
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Nigerian barges 

Fake accounting, imaginary financial transactions.

Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.
Why do I get the feeling our accountant is playing with Nigerian barges here?
Nigerian barges by JerrySmile January 22, 2004
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As I was strolling down the unusually large avenue, I noticed a new, stupendous house was being built not right on our front doorstep. (Normally in near perfect cursive and illegible. I am not an expert at Bareese so this example of the language is not perfect.)
Bareese by epicfailz l0l January 12, 2010

bareesha 

a hindi name for a girl, which means pure (clean).
her name is bareesha. (it is not a nickname, this is just an example of a girl’s name).
bareesha by anonymous November 20, 2021
Bare is a commonly used term, which is quite open, having many meanings, but used in this context it refers to a long period of time.
Ahh, catrina has been in the toilet for bareages!
Bareages by KAYCHIP July 27, 2009
a very indian-jewish name
Badegesh was so ready for rashashana!
Badegesh by Will Badegesh September 25, 2010

baregen game 

'baregen game' is the unofficial title of an upcoming game made by baregen. Highly anticipated and expected to win GOTY, it's unconfirmed when the game is dropping.
"yo, wanna play baregen game?"
baregen game by baregen April 3, 2025