barktard 

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

barktard by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013

BarackWards

1 a: The Obama version of "Backwards." b: Taking an action first without laying out a plan or doing groundwork. c: Pushing forward blindly without first examining details, blueprints, or instructions. d: Leaping without first looking.

BarackWards - An example is Nancy Pelosi's recent remark regarding health care:
"But we have to pass the (health care) bill so that you can find out what is in it."

Something which is BarackWards is taking an action first, and then looking at the details.

BarackWards by georgetoon March 10, 2010

Bracktard 

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

Bracktard by God Hates You July 22, 2014

backtard 

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.

Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!

backtard by corrupto December 9, 2004

Baracktrack 

To renege on one's campaign promises once elected and inagurated.

Fearing an economic obamanation of epic proportions, the President-elect baracktracked on his promise to raise Capital Gains Taxes once elected.

Baracktrack by gbythac March 25, 2009

Baraktard

Anyone who lies about his or her abilities to be a leader.

Man: "Billy sure doesn't know how to shoot a gun, he shouldn't be our gang leader."

Dude: "yeah Billy is a baraktard."

Baraktard by Trab911 April 8, 2011