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1. Someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. Someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, "Runny-Nose."
3. Someone who can dish it out. But cannot take it.
Sam falls.

John: "Wow, that was a Bantock Moment!"

Sam: "I Know."
Bantock by Rooooza December 16, 2008
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bannock slap 

A backhanded slap, usually across the face, with a long, wide arc. North American Indian origin (Cree).

Bannock is a rough leavened bread of Scottish origin which became commonplace among N. American Indian Tribes.
Mary saw the woman who snagged her man at last month's powwow, so she walked up to her and gave her a vicious bannock slap.
bannock slap by piscescree February 11, 2009

Bannockburn 

The Date 1314.
Place Scotland.
At Stake: The Survival Of Scotland.
In the Blue Corner King Robert IRobert the Bruce
In the Red Corner King Edward II (Son of Longshanks)
Result?
England Totally Pwned by the Scottish
Winner: Scotland
The English got Totally Spanked at Bannockburn!
Bannockburn by ayeyermaw May 15, 2006

White Bannock 

A full status North American Indian who looks completely white.
Hey White Bannock, did you go to bingo last night?
White Bannock by TODD MAN December 9, 2012

bannock bum 

A Canadian girl, normally of Aboriginal or First Nations decent, who posses a flat, unappealing buttox.
Look at that native chick, she totally has a bannock bum.
bannock bum by twenty- November 23, 2013

Bannockburn high school 

The most shitest school in Scotland, full of moany teachers, DON'T GO HERE IF U HAVE THE CHANCE! It's full of sluts and neds n ya don't learn anything cos the teachers are shite
Bannockburn high school is so shit, fuck this I'm dropping out and becoming a stripper cannae cope way this shite man, get me outta here!

bantickanator 

someone who obsessivly talks about computers and there components and is constantly thinking he is the one who is right. Argue with a bantickanator about counterstrike or a computer game and face the consequences at your own risk
Oh my god, chris is such a bantickanator , I told him i was second in the world for counterstrike , but he told me i was chattin bullshit and that he was 345th so i could not be second
bantickanator by steve egg March 21, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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