Bacon Smile

After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.

John: I heard you got post-sex head last night, right on!
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.

Bacon Smile by Goodlum December 6, 2010

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Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

Horizontal Bacon Smile by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

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Bacon Smile • Horizontal Bacon Smile • Sideways Bacon Smile • bacon • bacon strips • bacon bit • bacon and eggs • Bacon Face • bacon bitch • bacon dick

Sideways Bacon Smile

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)

His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.

Sideways Bacon Smile by The Womb Ferret July 26, 2006

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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