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BALOF or balof, pron. Bay-Lahf

A woman's face, or the woman who possesses such a face, that is a highly suitable recipient for a man's semen/ejaculation, i.e., an acronym for Blow A Load On Face. A woman with such a quality, particularly with interest and/or enthusiasm for the act, is for many men the holy grail of mating.

Meant in a flattering sense as opposed to misogynistic, considering that blowing your load on a beautiful face is one of the more sublime experiences in a man's life.
man 1: BALOF alert! <indicates hot chick>
man 2: Aww, yeahh.

or

man 1: Now, what you got right there is a balof, is what you got right there.
man 2: That's what I'm talkin' bout.
BALOF by zimbob December 9, 2008
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John Balfanz 

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz
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John Balfanz 

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

John Balfanz 

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

baloney ring 

A bung hole.
She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.
baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011
Means war head or father at war. A royal name given to a village's war head. Can't be defeated or conquered. Derived from Yoruba land (Baba logun-father at war) = (Balogun).. Not an ordinary name to toy with
That young agile man is the son of the Balogun of this kingdom. He's just as brace as the Balogun himself
balogun by Balo Pablo March 18, 2017

pit balo 

person with enlarged calf muscles and a mild case of mental retardations. has been known to be 6570'd on multiple occasions.
pit balo by mjbeatit November 30, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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