Axephyxiated
Axephyxiated by fonzie1 November 1, 2010
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Assphyxiated
When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Assphyxiated by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
asphyxiated turtle head
pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
asphyxiated turtle head by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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