Avogadro

Crazy scientist who came up with "Avogadro's Constant", a number that clumps a specific number of atoms into a mole, which can be used to figure out the exact weight of an atom of any element. On the periodic table, the element's atomic mass is in grams per mole. There are 6.02 X 10^23 atoms in one mole.

"Crap man, thats some serious scientific crap!"

Avogadro by Jordon December 11, 2003

avogadro

60 200 000 000 000 000 000 000 atoms, ions, or molecules make a mol. A mol, depending on the element or compound can occupy anywhere from 0.1 to 20 square meters in volume, and can weigh between 0.001 to 0.200 killograms.

BTW, if you have found this definition intentionaly you should find a hobby or job of some sort and get help now.

Q: If one combusts 1.204 e24 molecules of propane gas, using the avogadro constant, determain how many molecules of water vapor will result.
A: 4.816 e24

avogadro by Adrian June 20, 2006

Avogado's Effect 

When a guy or girl finds you attractive, they will follow you around, hoping that you will notice them and happen to talk to them, leading to sex.

Let's go use the Avogado's Effect on those chicks.

Avogado's Effect by Daniel Goldfarb August 22, 2012

Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)

Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.

Avocadro's Time by FJL-NY March 1, 2023

Avogado6 

some dude who makes very cool art and posts it on his website

(or a misspelling of avogadro with a 6 behind it)

person 1 : wow look at Avogado6's art
person 2: cool ig

Avogado6 by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 13, 2024