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‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Danish Tent Assembly 

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.
We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

Day 4 Assembly 

A period when people stand and clap for 30 minutes non-stop
“What are they doing? They kept clapping. Oh, it's the Day 4 Assembly
Day 4 Assembly by novalinhorat October 15, 2023

Full Assembly 

The sexual act when both a penis and the testicals are inserted into the vagina
I tried the full assembly but I failed cause she was too tight.
Full Assembly by Yoyo Maaaaa March 30, 2006

assembly language 

The one true computer programming language. All high-level languages reduce down to assembly language in the end.
High Tech Red Necks always code in assembly language.
assembly language by daDebil February 29, 2004

scrotal assembly 

collective reference to the scrotum and all the goodies contained therein (testicles, vas deferens, etc.)
The appearance of the scrotal assembly evolved for use as bait.
scrotal assembly by GabrielSix March 29, 2005