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Acrifying 

The art of putting key conversation words as acronyms, disregarding the normal acronyms that all tools use.
BP: Bachelor Pad
JK: Jet Ski
CC: Crazy in Cancun
BT: Bong Time
ON: One Nighter
SD: Suck Dick

Ya bro, me and my fellow fraters were acrifying all day on the beach while lounging #no homo

or any other words within your conversation that you are trying to emphasize
Acrifying by FratCMENABoyFrat June 13, 2011

Assfinger 

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.
A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.
Assfinger by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

assnoying 

Okay so this is for when someone is both an ass and annoying at the same time. practically making you want to rip your ears off.
dude dont talk to ben, he's assnoying
assnoying by mikel March 14, 2005

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.
Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.
assfinger noogie by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.
assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.
assfingers by assFACE November 15, 2004

Massifying Technology 

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.
The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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