Ass Puller
Ass Puller by TitsMCGeeX3 July 18, 2011
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ass-pulled number (APN)
An price, quantity or amount that an individual uses or includes in a report or price quote, with little or no thought involved beforehand. Derived from the older proverb, "pulling a <something> out of your ass". More commonly used as an abbreviation.
Engineer #1: "Hey, we need a price quickly on the gazebo to finish the estimate, give me an ass-pulled number (APN)! "
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."
ass-pulled number (APN) by theventman August 12, 2021
pulled a wild hare out of my ass
Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.
pulled a wild hare out of my ass by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011
Pulled that right out of your ass
Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.
Pulled that right out of your ass by Maorezz November 19, 2018
Pulled himself out of his own ass
When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.
When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!
I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!
I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!
Pulled himself out of his own ass by Informerer December 19, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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