Ass Puller
Ass Puller by TitsMCGeeX3 July 18, 2011
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ass-pulled number (APN)
An price, quantity or amount that an individual uses or includes in a report or price quote, with little or no thought involved beforehand. Derived from the older proverb, "pulling a <something> out of your ass". More commonly used as an abbreviation.
Engineer #1: "Hey, we need a price quickly on the gazebo to finish the estimate, give me an ass-pulled number (APN)! "
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."
ass-pulled number (APN) by theventman August 12, 2021
pulled a wild hare out of my ass
Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.
pulled a wild hare out of my ass by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011
Pulled that right out of your ass
Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.
Pulled that right out of your ass by Maorezz November 19, 2018
Pulled himself out of his own ass
When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.
When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!
I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!
I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!
Pulled himself out of his own ass by Informerer December 19, 2008
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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