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ass-pulled number (APN) 

An price, quantity or amount that an individual uses or includes in a report or price quote, with little or no thought involved beforehand. Derived from the older proverb, "pulling a <something> out of your ass". More commonly used as an abbreviation.
Engineer #1: "Hey, we need a price quickly on the gazebo to finish the estimate, give me an ass-pulled number (APN)! "
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."

pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).
I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

Pulled that right out of your ass 

To make something up, usually with no formal evidence or concrete support.
Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.

Pulled himself out of his own ass 

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026