The last civil chance to have a semi decent career for most high school screw ups.
Joe: Man, your failing every class what are you planning to do with yourself?

Pete: No biggie ill just join the army.
by lo =] July 21, 2009

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The clean-up crew after the Marines go and kill EVERYTHING!!!
After the initial invasion be the Marines, the Army came in to wach away the blood.
by IYAOYAS September 11, 2003

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The branch of the military that gets to take cell phones to boot camp and gets to eat as much as they want at the chow hall, even if they're fat fucks. BTW, the next person who says marines are stupid and are waiters after they get EAS'd just needs to go look at Fortune 500 companies and see the vast majority of CEO's who were former marines compared to former soldiers...Pretty ridiculous considering there are about 180,000 marines and over 2 million soldiers. Marines join the Corps because they want discipline, not to mention the Marine Corps' amazing combat track record. (Some also join because of the "pussy magnet" dress blues, but who can blame them? Unlimited free drinks and pussy at any bar, why not?)
Soldier 1:Hey specialist, why did you shoot that Marine?
Soldier 2:I am scared and undisciplined so I shot the first thing that I saw move.
Soldier 1:It's ok, you're in the army, let me hold your hand and make sure you get double dessert tonight at the chow hall.
by E-4 grunt October 16, 2007

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Arent really Marines yet

unlike the Marines great marksmanship the army's basic plan is to launch as much ordanance into one place as possible

not as good as Marines but better than the chairforce
Bob: I couldn't make it into the Marines so i guess i'll join the army
by Jack Ashton November 25, 2010

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The organisation you join if you:

(a). Didn't work hard enough at school.

or

(b). Are just plain crazy.
Guy 1: I joined the army because I didn't value my education. Why did you join?

Guy 2: I WANNA GO MAKE BIG KA-BOOM AHAHAHAH!!!

Guy 1: Ah well, come on. Let's go get shot at.
by Rmannion March 07, 2010

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Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet

A branch filled with those who couldn't cut it in the Marine Corps but still wanted to rock their digital camouflage in shopping malls, stores, and just about anywhere they feel like wearing them, because they are comfy and they look sloppy. Although the animosity between branches is all in good fun and despite all the jokes and bickers there is in fact lots of mutual respect between branches because we both fight for the world's finest military. Kill.
Marine: Hey man are you gonna change outta your uniform before you go out tonight?

Soldier: Nah man I'm trying to score free drinks and people will think I'm cool if I wear it with my beret even if I'm not a Ranger

Marine: Dude why are you always walking and talking on your cell in uniform, putting your hands in your pockets and being all around unprofessional?

Soldier: Cuz I'm a Hoo-Ah and I don't give a fuck

Marine: Hey man remember that time the Marine Corps was about 1/3 the size of the Army but they somehow manage to complete missions quickly, effectively, and without sufficient funding or equipment?

Soldier: Yea that pretty much an ongoing theme, we strive to be mediocre
by Born2Kill_USMCdotmil December 16, 2009

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When a man gets down and the girl blows the hell out of him.
Tim: Alicia came over to play army last night
Joe: Army?
Tim: Just like the real world. I get down and she blows the hell out of me.
by Stan M. December 09, 2007

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