Best branch of the military.
Marines suck army soldiers dickes.

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See the definition of Gruntling
Look at that little gruntling in camo fatigues he must be in the army
by not a meatshield July 16, 2006

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A branch of the military that, judging by most of these definitions, apparently feels very threatened by the Marine Corps.
I didn't have the balls to join the Marines so I went army instead, and I'll spend the next 4 years of my life trying to convince people that the army is better.
by LaRhue April 24, 2011

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Aren't Ready to be a Marine Yet
Bob- Why did ya join the army?

Chris-Cause the Marine Corps is too hard for me.
by Batkin January 25, 2009

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the sexiest group of men in the entire world, not to mention brave and incredible. common female fettish ;)
Girl 1: "oh...my...god..."
Girl 2: "what?!!"
Girl 1: "i just saw the hottest thing"
Girl 2: "it was army wasn't it?"
by jess4mike January 28, 2009

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thats the ARMY, you know they fuck everything up
by idid banger March 01, 2009

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a way for the bottom 10% of high school classes to make their life invaluable as a dispensable grunt on the front lines
Failure at Life: Man, my life is going nowhere, i should join the army, i will be a hero
by plasma phasr February 11, 2010

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