A nickname you get if you wear an Army shirt for 4 days in a row.
Hey Army! Nice shirt, is it new?
Real funny.
by sammyxs April 18, 2011

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Easier Than Eagles Scouts Yet Harder Than Cub Scouts. If You Can Write Your Name On The ASVAB, And Get Your Phone Number Right Within 2-Digits, The Army Might Be For You.
Army General: "I Popped A Drug Test And I Could Only Do 2 Pull-ups, So The Marines Laughed And Sent My Folder To The Army Recruiter And Look At Me Now!"
by Big "Boss" Dog December 05, 2010

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when a guy lays down and a girl blows him to smitherines to the point of him wanting to return the favor to the girl
Last night me and my boyfriend played army.
by brinney April 25, 2008

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The best branch in the United States Military. Soldiers that come out of the Army have real careers to look forward too. How many marines got discharged only to serve food and take orders from an ex-U.S. Army soldier? The U.S. Army soldier is trained in proficient in their warrior tasks an drills. Ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enemies of the United States of America.
Marines are only grunts. Army Soldiers are professionals.
HOOAH!
(the Navy and Air Force doesn't even hold a candle to neither.)
Jason: I'm gonna join the Army.
Daniel: You pussy. Why don't you join the Marines?
Jason: Because I don't wanna be a waiter at Friday's when I grow up.
by cmuss November 05, 2006

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1. A large body of people organized and trained for land warfare.
2. often Army The entire military land forces of a country.
3. A tactical and administrative military unit consisting of a headquarters, two or more corps, and auxiliary forces.
The U.S. Army is able to spell the word wash, which was obviously lost in the vocabulary of the marine core, which is evident in this.

"The clean-up crew after the Marines go and kill EVERYTHING!!!
After the initial invasion be the Marines, the Army came in to wach away the blood."
by William April 24, 2004

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land based branch of the U.S. Military. an underpaid, over-worked, under equipped fighting force run by all-knowing U.S. Senators, the deceptive C.I.A., money hungry corporate giants and an oil thirsty nation
You'll never get rich
You son of a bitch
you're in the ARMY NOW!
by NoHouse April 11, 2005

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The last civil chance to have a semi decent career for most high school screw ups.
Joe: Man, your failing every class what are you planning to do with yourself?

Pete: No biggie ill just join the army.
by lo =] July 21, 2009

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