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This is where you shoot your load all over a woman's face and then give her a black eye making her resemble an angry panda.
"She pissed him off so he gave her an Angry Panda..."
by BT UK August 18, 2006
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the emotion of being angry. Not happy with people actions causes you to be angry
I cant believe you said that you are making me an angry panda. Your actions are causing me to become an angry panda
by meldarican May 08, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.
Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.
by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009
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