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Angerbate

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

Angerbate by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

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Angerbate

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

Angerbate by dexredhead April 3, 2009

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Angermayer'd

When you get molested the day before the world ends

You: OH MY GAWD THE WORLD'S ENDING :(
Guy: How do you think I feel? I just got angermayer'd
You: LOL YOUR DAD

Angermayer'd by SiikOpTic June 22, 2011

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angersaurus

A person in the throes of extreme anger.

When he heard that his girlfriend was cheating on him with his best friend, Martin transformed into an Angersaurus.

angersaurus by Angersaurus May 19, 2016

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angerbate

Masturbation out of spite; to inflict emotional turmoil on another person.

"She hated it when I watched porn. After we broke up all I could do was angerbate."

angerbate by ianjy May 19, 2009

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Angerbate

A specific form of masturbation as a result of life's trials and tribulations. This includes, but not limited to, the following: Violent strokes, direct verbal berating of penis, screaming, crying, possible racial slurs

"Matt spent 2 days and 18 hours trying to beat James' kill death ratio in Titanfall. When James was not impressed, Matt angerbated in the corner of his basement floor for release."

Angerbate by Diego6969 April 28, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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