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the amtrack 

(n) a sneak attack from the twat to the anus, while simultaneously making the sound of a train (i.e Woo! Woo!) entering a tunnel. After which the train sound signaling to your friends hidden about the room, and the you run a train on that bitch (chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo).
last night i pulled an amtrack on this bitch. (Most famous example of The Amtrack: Caligula.
the amtrack by Steven Randazo December 29, 2007

Princess Amtrack 

A women that thinks she is greatest thing to happen to any man she is involved with, but the relationship will ultimately end in what amounts to a train wreck with casualties due to the women’s high maintenance, drama seeking lifestyle.
Man I know she is smoking’ hot, but get involved with Princess Amtrack and watch you and family’s lives end up off the rails, on fire with dead bodies all over the place.
Princess Amtrack by Hooligans17 January 3, 2020

Mooning of Amtrak

The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.
If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.

amtrak dump 

When a single trip to the bathroom calls for an "OUT OF ORDER" sign.
Riding home on the train from Chicago, I needed to take a massive shit. Due to an massive unflushable load/amtrak dump, the bathroom on the train was put OUT OF ORDER.
amtrak dump by milwaukee john January 4, 2007

Amtrak Dick

When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
Amtrak Dick by kungfumermaid June 10, 2015

Amtrak Moment 

The moment when your train of thought derails.
I was about to say something and I don't remember what it was! Total Amtrak moment!
Amtrak Moment by faerytale April 18, 2011