Alphabetics 

n. 1. The science of representing spoken sounds by letters.

n. 2. Commentary on modern people, places, groups, and events based on the alphabetical arrangement of words and the numbers associated with the alphabetical sequence of Biblical words.

Word 4545 in the Old Testatment Hebrew lexicon means "web". The very next word, 4546 means "highway". According to alphabetics, these two neighboring words foretell the "web highway".

Word 4150 in the Old Testament lexicon include the meanings: "Place of assembly," "tabernacle," "temple," "seat of the prophets," "an appointed sign," "the vision belongs to a time." By paying attention to the alphabetics, we note with interest that 84150 are the last four digits of the zip code of the Mormon Headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Alphabetics by sterlingda May 30, 2009

Alphabeticalness 

A shortened way of saying "alphabetical arrangement" or "way of placing words in alphabetical order" or "alphabetical arranging" or "alphabetical placement" or so on...

Dane: You guys are pretty funny roaming around Coles yelling out MAADDDDDYYYY
Star: Well yeah we are absorbing, adorable, agreeable, alluring, amiable, angelic, appealing, attractive, awesome, bewitching, captivating, charismatic, charming, choice, cute, cuddly, delectable, delightful, desirable, enamoring, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, entrancing, fascinating, fetching, friendly, genial, infatuating, likable, lovable, lovely, magnetic, mesmerizing, pleasant, rapturous, ravishing, seductive, sweet, tantalizing, tempting, titillating, people. w00t go my alphabeticalness

Alphabeticalness by PrettyStarFury April 2, 2008

Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.

"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"

Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

Alphabetist 

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.

"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."

Alphabetist by wrightman690 July 2, 2009

iTunes alphabetical order 

Alphabetic order that ignores last names, as is used on iTunes.

"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."

iTunes alphabetical order by Duke Bag February 29, 2008

Alphabetic 

When someone gets so drunk that when they cannot stop laughing it sounds like they are a asthmatic hyperventilating. Alphabetisism most frequently occurs from drinking too much Sicilian white wine!

It can also be more simply used to described getting really drunk.

Georgy: *Is laughing but taking continuous short shallow breaths, sounds like she is struggling to breath*

Stephen: Georgy are you alphabetic?

Or

Stephen: I want to get totally Alphabetic tonight!!!!

Alphabetic by Sicily2014 July 26, 2014

alphabeticality 

alphabeticality- The ability of ebing in alphabetical order. an awesome word.

god knows what songs of each band you like or what you prefer considering the alphabeticality of it but its good

alphabeticality by Blank/Matt February 8, 2005