Meth-mouth full of rotten teeth smells like shit and piss
That little old caveman Alex Rodriguez preys on young girls and boys he's a full blown pedophile
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The most overpaid karate blackbelt in professional baseball today.
Game 6 of the ALCS - hack hack hack...
by Pablo, King of the Spaniards October 23, 2004
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A baseball player who's currently playing for the New York Yankees. He has played for the Seattle Mariners and also the Texas Rangers before he was traded to the Yankees. He's one of the most paid players in the MLB, and while no person should have that kind of money for being an athlete, he's a pretty damn good player. Nevertheless, he's cocky as hell, and he kept flip-flopping on his choice for which team he was going to play for in the World Baseball Classic. The Dominican Republic, or the US?

His parents were born in the Dominican Republic, but he was raised in the United States. And no, he is not Puerto Rican like the one bimbo said.

Also MVP.
Alex Rodriguez is one cocky son of a bitch, I just wish he stayed with the Mariners.
by Santana June 27, 2006
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1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck
by Murph April 19, 2005
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A baseball player for the New York Yankees who is known for his breakdown in pressure situations. He is an inconsistent fielder at times making five error per game. Often hated by the Yankees fans not being able to perform up to his salaries. He is known for his dirty plays such as when he tried to slap the ball out of a Red Sox player during the 2004 ALCS.
Yankees Fan: Alex Rodriguez sucks .
Yankees Fan2: A-Rod is overpaid.
Yankees Fan3: He is a terrible fielder.
by dsh5enren December 17, 2006
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He is a Liar} and a Phony
he is also full of shit.
The most overpaid player in the history of professional sports.
He looks like a girl.
AROD: Its not about the money...really.
by hello May 10, 2004
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``We got a good win today,'' said Rodriguez, who walked twice but was 0-for-4 on the day, dropping to 0-for-12 in the series and .156 on the year. ``I'm going to be there offensively, there's no question in my mind. But it feels good to contribute in some other way.'''
``We got a good win today,'' said Rodriguez, who walked twice but was 0-for-4 on the day, dropping to 0-for-12 in the series and .156 on the year. ``I'm going to be there offensively, there's no question in my mind. But it feels good to contribute in some other way.''
by IsOn April 22, 2004
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