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1. Karate
The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.
A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."
by Shard Feb 28, 2005 share this
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2. karate
A martial art that developed in Okinawa in the 17th century. It primarily utilizes striking techniques, but grappling techniques are also existent. Literally, it means "empty hand".
Beware of the karate McDojos...
3. karate
Often seen as the vanilla ice-cream of the martial arts. People constantly argue that, for example, jiu jitsu or taekwondo are more specialist and therefore better arts.
However, given that karate teaches a wide variety of punches, blocks and kicks, it produces well-balanced competitors.
Chav at sports centre: "urrr..karate kid! Boxin's betterrr"
Me: "No, because boxers can't take your knees out"
by Intricate Apr 4, 2005 share this
4. Karate
A Japanese word commonly mispronounced by Americans. See karaoke
Karate is pronounced Kah-Rah-Teh, not Ka-Rat-Ti.
5. karate
A martial art that originated in Okinawa. It lost it's good reputation when it stretched out to the western world and started producing false techniques and used their teachings primarily for money. Karate is often misinterpeted for a martial art that is ineffective and homosexual, but when used in it's true form is actually one of the most deadliest martial arts
Jim: Hey Jesse your a fag! Now I must fight you using my karate.

Jesse: Jim I don't wanna fight you, I'll probably end up killing you with my far superior karate skills.
6. karate
a martial art style originating in okinawa. it lost its good rrep wen it became a mainstream object of money and advertising. although many do not teach it in the traditional way, sum styles of karate do teach elements such as grappling, rolling and falling(known to be from jujitsu), soft and circular techniques(from kung-fu) and pressure point attacks. the traditional style of te(original name for karate) included all of these.
jujitsu guy goes to karate guy
im gonna beat ur ass with grappling
he tries but karate guy throws him and then does a kick to his face(while jujitsu guy is laying on the ground)
karate guy then walks away
7. karate
Karate. is for kicking peoples asses.
with karate I'll kick your ass, here to tiananmen square.
oh yeah, motherfucker,
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere. yeh yehh
you broke the rules,
now I'll pull out all your pubic hair!
you motherfucker.
you motherfucker.
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