| 1. | Michael Vick | ||
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aka Mike Vick, aka Ron Mexico
1st Overall Pick in the 2001 NFL Draft, exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season. Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses. Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown. (Stats accurate as of 2005) Michael Vick is overrated and overpaid
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| 2. | Milaca High School | ||
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Known for having the worst teachers and a horseshit overpaid rent a cop. And half the high school students are either gay or assholes. The rent a cop is a fat gay wanna be cop. Where did you use to go to high school o Milaca High School
Is that the school with the overpaid wanna be cop That would be the one |
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| 3. | unions suck | ||
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Unions make it so their members are overpaid. Especially the unions that represent the NBA, NFL, NHL, and Major League Baseball. Unions suck, because people like Alex Rodriquez (A-Rod) make $25 million a year. That makes it more expensive to go to games for all of us.
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| 4. | yankees | ||
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a baseball team from new york whose only concern isn't the GAME they play, but the MONEY they get for playing it. the most annoying team in baseball, or rather, sports in general. their fanbase consists of cocksucking whiney babies who claim that the only reason "yankee haters" hate the yankees is because they are jealous, that is simply not true. the ONLY reason the yankees win so much is because they literally BUY their way into winnings.
the most overpaid team in baseball, which means, they don't have any REAL skill or talent. the announcers at their games are a group of old farts who masturbate while staring at A-Rod. the yankee team consists of Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and some other guys that nobody cares about because their celebrity status isn't high enough. Derek Jeter is an egotistic and close-minded bag of douche who thinks he's so handsome when in reality he looks like a drag queen...same for A-Rod. they constantly compete over who gets to be the hotter yankee, even though they know they are both equally fugly. yankee games are also boring to watch. Person #1: Did you hear that doctors have found the ultimate cure for insomnia?
Person #2: No way! What is it? Person #1: They say to just simply watch a Yankees game! Smart person: The Yankees are the most overpaid and overrated team in sports. Yankee fan: OMFG you're just jealous! They are the best team in baseball, they are so good! Smart person: If they are "so good" then why do they have such a sucky pitcher like Randy Johnson? I guess he isn't getting paid enough! That will be Jeter if his salary ever goes down! Yankee fan: OMG! ::cries:: I got owned! Joe Torre: So...ready for another win today Derek? Derek Jeter: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of broke lately....... Joe Torre: How about another 5 million added to your salary? Derek Jeter: NOW I feel like playing baseball! Joe Torre: But what about the game itself? And the fans? Isn't that more important than your salary? Derek Jeter: More important than money and ferraris and being called a ladies man? Go fuck yourself, old timer! I'm in this for the riches, yo! |
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| 5. | sean hannity | ||
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An Overpaid Egomaniac Scam Artist, a Liar, a sleezy Fraud.....a typical angry Nixongate Republican. The really creepy thing about Sean is how obviously he shows he believes his audience is full of morons!
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I have listened to him for 6 months ... I am 26 .. independent ..and like hearing both sides of all issues.... and I can't believe more ppl haven't called Sean out about this: You know how he loves cutting the mike on callers or guests right? (stopping the "free speech" he's so into right?) Well I am a GREAT listener and I have HEARD Sean get a conservative caller who's polite and agrees with sean and makes a point.... and I hear Sean cut the caller's mike!! That's not the worst part... Then Sean doesn't acknowledge the caller's point, but goes into a long monotone, boring, "I just think .... I believe.... I know.." His point in doing this part is to make it CLEAR that HE'S already made that point and rehashes all 13 reasons... while the caller is sitting there unable to be heard and DOESNT seem to know it....!! Because 8 times out of 10, when Sean finally shuts up and gets BACK to the caller, I HEAR Sean turn the caller's mike BACK on.. and it's creepy now because the caller is usually in the middle of a sentence already and you can TELL the caller has been talking a while..and did NOT know his mic was cut!!! This is where it gets really creepy.... and shows Sean Truly believes his audience is STUPID. After Sean's rant, and the caller has his mike on again, Sean Says all innocently: "You there? Are you there?" WTF:??? Does he not KNOW we have ears and ... |
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| 6. | Congress | ||
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When a group of 535 old, weenieless, fat, overpaid, inept politicians get together and share one brain. The Congress of the United States is the single most inept body in the United States.
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| 7. | MVP | ||
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wrestling for the WWE. talks WAY too much. gets his ass handed to him... a lot. when he doesn't, he walks out on his matches. overpaid. current U.S. champion (not for much longer, I hope!). constantly says "I am better than YOU!" MVP, once again!, walked out on his opponent
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