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THE 2010 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A-roid strikes out looking, the Texas Rangers are going to their 1st World Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pseudonym_323 October 23, 2010
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A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.
Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!
by los huevos May 20, 2014
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baseball team in Arlington Texas... they hit a lot of home runs but rarely win games.
Nick: I wish the Texas Rangers would make it to the play-offs
Jamie: (clueless about baseball)Maybe next year?
Nick: I doubt it, they are only good at hitting balls... they cant play defense.
by Jamie-Alana December 23, 2005
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