altering the boy 

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin

Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

altering the boy by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

Albering 

Albering is a loving, caring, kind person with everything ahead of him… he’ll go far and always come back for you. He’s strong, weak-stomached, and has the humor of a 12 year old. He’s never serious, but he’s loving when he wants to be. The world is his and he doesn’t even know it. He’ll be the love of your life if you let him!

“Albering is f*cking dope!”

Albering by Hesmyboy July 10, 2024

digital altering 

The act of wasting State of the art technology to touch up the voices of singers or even instruments in music. The process is fairly efficient usually unless the singer totally sucks, resulting in techy, unaturally smooth voices that emanate a strange, humming sound. if you pay attention, it sometimes becomes very obvious. It is usually noticeable in songs where the singers aren't drowned out by electric guitars. It is not as frowned upon as lip-synching, but some fans dislike it. It is choppier in live music because the Mic. is the only thing correcting the tone.

Hilary Duff is singing better than normal!

Don't get too exited, Nasa just took charge of digital altering her voice, that's all.

digital altering by Broadcasting to you from a geisha house August 12, 2006