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Afromancer 

Skinny white trash guy who is too much of a dipshit to understand the economics of buying a Corolla
Sean Charles McGarry is an Afromancer
Afromancer by Hector Borb August 13, 2006
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amomancer 

Genric: A poet who believes what he or she writes has power in and of itself to change people and the world, as though it was a form of magic. (Amomancy being the supernatural art of changing people through poetry or eloquence). From the word "Amote", coined by 90's internet poet William F. DeVault.

Specific: The Amomancer: William F. DeVault. Named by Yahoo in the mid-1990's as "The Romantic Poet of the Internet" by Yahoo. Author of several books of excruciatingly confessional and emotionally overwrought poetry about love and mortality.
"The Amomancer dances in the shadows" a poem about lost love, by the aforementioned William F. DeVault.
amomancer by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

alkomancer 

A person who can somehow magically create alcohol by mixing together plants, grain and water.
Hey what do you do as a job?

Oh i'm a first generation alkomancer.
alkomancer by Grimjuice June 28, 2017
a person who controls abominations with magic!
Darius Deamonne
"I've mastered many things in life, but magic is what I excel at. In particular, I am a master of my specialty, Abomination magic. I can use the abomination magic to summon abominations of any form, I can manipulate the flesh and shape them in any way I deem fit, and I am unrivaled in combat. I am called an abomancer, one who controls and manipulates abominations with magic. I use this power to help the Emperor in whatever way he so desires, and it is a gift I am proud of. I am the strongest abomancer in all of the Boiling Isles!"
Abomancer by JC4th March 12, 2023

Assromancer 

One who is a practitioner of the brown art of assromancy
After mastering the brown art of assromancy William became the Assromancer
Assromancer by BRBetz May 1, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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