The most mischievous animal on the face of the earth. Alpacas are behind aaaalll things devious. Your lost ipod, the gum in your hair, everything. FEAR THE ALPACAS!!
The alpacas stole my lunch money
by A_jar_squid January 25, 2010
a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.
I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.
by Claire April 25, 2005
Urban Dictionary's alpacaness is off the charts!
by D1xon_C1d3r April 7, 2017
by Barracudabtch June 2, 2014
An animal, usually mistaken with llamas, that seems very beautiful and will try to hypnotize you until they eat your brain
by euzinha November 24, 2013
Slang term referring to the packing of a bowl of weedies. This is used when not wanting to be obvious of ones intentions.
by palungus September 11, 2010