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71.
A point-based MMIRL game. Several players compete to get the most points by having unprotected sex and other stuff. The more points you have, the higher chance you have of winning various diseases.

Protected sex: 0 points
Unprotected sex with someone who's been tested: depends on the results of the test
Unprotected sex with someone you know: 2 point
Unprotected sex with a stranger: 5 points
Unprotected sex with strangers: 10 points
Multiply total score by 10x if you're gay
Let's play AIDS!
by Xtreme2252 September 15, 2009
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72.
A STD geared to scare teenagers out of sex
A complete success
but they forgot about pregnancy
AIDS are a very dangerous STD.
by RicoSwavey July 05, 2009
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73.
Alcohol Induced Diarreah Syndrome.

When you get wasted drunk and piss out of your ass all day long.
I drank a fifth of tequila last night and have been suffering from AIDS all day
by yourmomlovesmycock February 06, 2008
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74.
AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease that can be passed on from a man to a woman or from man to man. It is a disease that kills your white blood cells. Therefore your immune system is stopped and you cannot get better from any other illnesses e.g. flu. (also known as influenza).
AIDS can also be passed on from things like needles e.g. unclean needles used from one person to another in tatoos. It can even be passed on from breastfeeding.
stacey: did you hear about Lotty?

Mel: what?
stacey: she got AIDS!
Mel: how?
stacey: she had sex with brad who has aids
mel: how did brad get it?
stacey: When he got breast fed by his mother
mel: how did his mom get it?
stacey: she got a dirty tatoo needle
by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009
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75.
The epitome of sexual humor. Common among teenagers who claim they are the wittiest of all comedians by overusing this unfunny word.
Lolguy 1: I don't want to touch you, I might get AIDS.

other guy: AIDS isn't spread by contact.

Lolguy 1: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS AND I DON'T!
by The Oncoming Doom October 27, 2008
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76.
Alcoholically Induced Dizzy Spells
Bill : I got AIDS last night
Fred : All you did was get on the booze and fell off your chair
Bill : That's right. Alcoholically Induced Dizzy Spells
by bloke02 April 25, 2008
4 27
 
77.
Anal injected death syndrome

funny parody of actual meaning
I have anal injected death syndrome"Aids"
by Barry Wu August 20, 2008
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