Anal injected death syndrome

funny parody of actual meaning
I have anal injected death syndrome"Aids"
by Barry Wu August 20, 2008
Atwater Immune Deficiency- a virus contracted from contact with a person from a third world country or New Prague, MN.
OMG! I GOT T3H AIDs!!!1!

Dude, don't touch that guy out in the hallway, he'll give you AIDs!
by Brad McGreggor April 04, 2007
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome is a syndrome of one or more diseases brought on by the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV). The virus works by attaching to the victim's immune system cells, replicating, and injecting its own genetic code into the cell. Thus, the immune system is weakened, eventually to the point where simple infections and diseases become life threatening. The only way a person can get this disease is either by; Exchanging body fluids with an infected person (i.e. Blood, semen, vaginal fluids) and getting it into their bloodstream or body. This can happen by using needles which have been infected, sexual intercourse with an infected member, or Other forms of exposed contact to infected materials/fluids. While there are many people who would say otherwise, the people who are in the highest risk group of getting AIDS are homosexual males and people with multiple sexual parters. The main reason with male homosexual intercourse is there may be accompanying tears and fissures in the lining of the anus, which maximizes the spread of the virus into the body. In fact according to reports done by researchers, 84-87 percent of all AIDS victims in the United States are homosexual men. While in other places in the world, such as Africa, there is an astonishing rate of infection, mainly due to the sexual promiscuity in some areas of the continent.
In the U.S. there are currently 3,600+ children under age 5 who have AIDS, most of whom have recieved it from being born of an infected mother.
by Spec6 March 07, 2006
A horrible disease that rapes your immune system via a Falcon Punch. Multiple things can cause it, sex is just one of them.
Zach: "Hey Josue, did you hear the news? Lori gave Brian AIDS after they had hardcore sexual intercourse."

Josue: "Yeah, I seen that on PornTube a while back."
An acronym standing for Asian Insufficient Dick Size.
Jackie Chan, unlike his African-American co-star Chris Tucker, suffers from AIDS.
by moronic midget March 03, 2008
Anally Injected Death Sentence

Someone who has bent over and taken a rode of doom from behind. The rod of doom then shoots toxins into the anal cavity of the victim which then transforms the person into a zombie-like creature which, instead of wanting to devour flesh, wants to infect more people with the virus.
by PapaKShizzle September 29, 2010
AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome

a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.
Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"

Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."
by mariahneu April 20, 2009

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