A horrible disease that rapes your immune system via a Falcon Punch. Multiple things can cause it, sex is just one of them.
Zach: "Hey Josue, did you hear the news? Lori gave Brian AIDS after they had hardcore sexual intercourse."

Josue: "Yeah, I seen that on PornTube a while back."
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Anally Injected Death Sentence...get this disease and your all but dead. Most common in the homosexual male community but as the world becomes more populated with bisexual men who enjoy rumpy pumpy with both sexes, the disease spreads to women. From here anyone can catch it because most women on this earth are skank and will get pricked by anyone. Eventually a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy will get it and it will spread like shit everywhere. The best way of preventing yourself from getting this is by keeping your helmet on your soldier if you are a bloke, insisting your boyfriend refrains from putting his schlong/schlort (whatever the case may be) anywhere else other than between your cuntflaps if you are a woman, or prevention from any intercourse, especially anal, with a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy.
"John hired a rent boy the other night"

"Ha, i bet the batty boy's got aids now"
by Josh_Guern May 29, 2006
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Basically, death. Each letter has a significant meaning.

You: "Bro, I have AIDS"
Friend: "You're gonna die!"
by J_shC May 09, 2009
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An acronym standing for Asian Insufficient Dick Size.
Jackie Chan, unlike his African-American co-star Chris Tucker, suffers from AIDS.
by moronic midget March 04, 2008
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Two gay guys engage in anal sex; in the process they give each other A I D S
by Imma PIMP July 01, 2007
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Jerry: "My boss came out of the closet today by announcing he is HIV+"
Tom: "lulz. AIDS."
by Johnny Cunnilinguist April 21, 2008
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A supposedly incurable disease that has one simple solution... KILL ALL THE PEOPLE WITH AIDS!
AIDS although incurable can be stopped efficiently with a heavy, sharp, or poisonous object. Most easily solved by the use of guns.
by notAmerican August 04, 2005
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