in a meeting 

phrase used when you are at home or over at someone's house smoking weed.

Boy: Where were you last night, you missed your grandma's wake...

Girl: I was over at Dave's house in a meeting.

in a meeting by pooponyou August 21, 2005

Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.

I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.

Once-A-Meeting by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007

Holding a staff meeting 

Another term for male masturbation.

Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.

Holding a staff meeting by Lennox81 September 9, 2011

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting 

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.

We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

have a meeting with the governor by wacokid September 26, 2010

menage a meeting 

Meeting with three parties of differing opinions, Hopefully pleasant and not contentious,

I have an onsite "menage a meeting" with the SC-Public Utility and the City of Lethargy and I hope everyone decides to play nice.

menage a meeting by oceanswimmer January 13, 2011

Take a meeting 

When you need to get away from people to take a shit, but don't want to say as much. Not getting away leads to Puddin in the pants.

Phil was with everyone at the game, but left because he had to take a meeting.

Take a meeting by PuddinPantsOlderBro December 30, 2013