40 year old serbian
40 year old serbian by w00tman123 January 19, 2010
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40 year old douchebag
Sadly aging Peter Pans, still trying to live like they are in their 20s, including but not limited to trying to score with 20something girls. Typically, driving mustangs or newer trucks, one of the identifying markers is that these vehicles will typically be very shiny, as if freshly washed and waxed. Possibly to imply that they recently came from a dealership showroom.
Also see: 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club, and 40 year old pervert
Also see: 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club, and 40 year old pervert
40 year old douchebag by MightyYui February 11, 2015
40 Year old Virgin
Men that live with their moms and act cool on Madden Message board but are really pathetic lowlifes.
RobDeezy. The 40 year old virgin
40 Year old Virgin by THE DEEZY October 12, 2008
40 year old virgin
1)A movie made in 2005 and starring Steve Carell about a 40 year old man who is a virgin and his friends keep trying to help him lose it, very very funny.
2)Insulting term (mainly used by men) meaning that a person is such a loser that they could never get laid.
2)Insulting term (mainly used by men) meaning that a person is such a loser that they could never get laid.
2)"Dude, your such a fuckin' loser! you'll never get any pussy! you're gonna be the 40 year old virgin"
40 year old virgin by Blooddiamond21 August 27, 2007
40 year old pervert
A 40 year old man who hits on girls less than half his age. (i.e, 20 and below)
Place of frequenting, bars, clubs, any social venue, even facebook.
Place of frequenting, bars, clubs, any social venue, even facebook.
A 40 year old pervert preys on young ladies with the intention of getting laid. This behavior can be explained by his lack of a real or sexual life or his pedophiliac nature. Using his "knowledge", "experience" and possible wealth to charm and influence young girls.
Being 40, the pervert will be cunning and sneaky, twisting truths to suit his pursuit. Please beware.
Being 40, the pervert will be cunning and sneaky, twisting truths to suit his pursuit. Please beware.
40 year old pervert by 18yearsoldvictim March 26, 2011
40 year-old virgin
40 year-old virgin by ParanoidAndroid August 24, 2006
40-year-old-dude-at-the-club
arising at club or similar scene
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
40-year-old-dude-at-the-club by D.Praved February 4, 2010