Definitions by ParanoidAndroid

FML 

FUCK MY LIFE

FML - "I can't stop thinking about the end of the world...FUCK MY LIFE."

FML by PARANOIDANDROID April 21, 2015

40 year-old virgin 

A man/woman who is still a virgin at the age of 40.

John : I didn't know Barry was a 40 year-old virgin!
Alice : Yeah. That guy needs to get laid.

40 year-old virgin by ParanoidAndroid August 24, 2006