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Men that live with their moms and act cool on Madden Message board but are really pathetic lowlifes.
RobDeezy. The 40 year old virgin
by THE DEEZY August 20, 2008
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1)A movie made in 2005 and starring Steve Carell about a 40 year old man who is a virgin and his friends keep trying to help him lose it, very very funny.

2)Insulting term (mainly used by men) meaning that a person is such a loser that they could never get laid.
2)"Dude, your such a fuckin' loser! you'll never get any pussy! you're gonna be the 40 year old virgin"
by Blooddiamond21 August 22, 2007
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A man/woman who is still a virgin at the age of 40.
John : I didn't know Barry was a 40 year-old virgin!
Alice : Yeah. That guy needs to get laid.
by ParanoidAndroid August 24, 2006
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Joe: Hey Bob I gave your mom the 40 year old Virgin.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
by Doe John June 19, 2007
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YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.
You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.
by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006
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the worst steve carrel movie, a horrible film that was not funny and generally over-hyped. the movie had a funny concept but wasn't funny.
dude did you see 40 year old virgin?
you mean that not funny movie from those guys that have a reoccuring penis concept in all their movies?
by pure_genius22 May 10, 2008
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