now it is 2011 and people are starting to like Justin Bieber and even like Rebecca Black for her song My moment. They will have sex without a condom and their baby will be a zombie. There will be zombie outbreaks starting from California, since thats where the rich people like Justin and Rebecca lives and it will rapidly spread across the globe. The world will have no hope and all mankind will be lost. I also forgot to mention that if you listen to a song by them, it will make you into a zombie and you will have to feed off the brains and flesh of others. Good luck my friends.
"it is year 2012"
John : Whats up Kyle
Kyle : im listening to Justin Bieber
2 seconds later..

Starts vomiting on ground and having a seizure, mouth is foaming up, he is now a zombie

Kyel : BRAAAINS!!!!
by IMjustAdamT July 21, 2011
The year that the Detroit Lions will win the Super Bowl
OMG THE LIONS JUST WON THE SUPERBOWL!!! *Few minutes after the whole world explodes* 2012
by IdkWhoAreYou?? April 23, 2011
(Origin: A really shitty movie)

Verb. 1) To end someone, or something's world. 2) To successfully and thoroughly defeat someone /something else in a competition of sorts.

Adj. 1) Used to describe something that is absolutely mind blowing.
Verb: "Don't mess with me dawg, I'll 2012 your ass."
"The year 2012 will 2012 us all."
"You do not want to have a foot race with me, I will 2012 you"
"I would rather be 2012'd than watch the movie 2012 again."

Adj: "I'm glad I bought God of War 3, that game is 2012."
by Arpoc April 05, 2010
To receive a blow job from your beloved for the first time in 4 years...
Oh man, I had a 2012 last night - gonna have to wait till fucking 2016 for the next one now...
by prince marcos March 12, 2010
Used as a verb - when you completely overcome, top, or otherwise destroy something.
Damn, who did a 2012 on my car?

9/11 me, I'll 2012 you.
by sometimesavowel September 23, 2010
Something concocted by the New World Order in order to keep the vast majority of the world's population trapped in fear and ignorance, so that the New World Order can carry out its evil agenda.
The only ones who believe the 2012 theory are ignorant fools.
Wake up people & do your research.
Q. How does a fool become a genius ?
A. Knowledge from a reliable source.
by Lady Michiru Kaiou March 02, 2009
The year everyone will die.
I cant wait until my birthday next year

Bro, next year is 2012, you won't have a birthday
by 2012willkill June 20, 2011

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