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the year the world will end. predicted that either the sun will blow up, or a comet will hit us.
by unknown­ March 15, 2006
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A year the mayans predict to be the end of the world.
Well, i hope it does not happen.
It's only a stupid myth.
The earth goes BOOM!!!1 when it happens.
The end of the world is only a myth where the world ends. If 2012 does not happen, they say 2036 is the end.
And if 2036 is not the end, what about year 5050?
Well, the aliens will drop a bomb bigger than the Earth on the Earth.
FOR ALL YOU DUMBASSES HERE:
The Smartass: Well for all you dumbasses, 2012 won't happen. It will never happen. You dumbasses. It will only end if the aliens drop a bomb on the earth! And that will never happen!
Jim: eh, whatever.
Idiots: No, it will happenz.
smartass and jim: YOU RETARDED IDIOTS! THE WORLD WILL NOT END! WE ARE THE SMARTASSES!
by u2dvdbono August 18, 2010
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The Day Planet X passes the core of our solar system
Causing the magnetic poles to shift on earth.
causingg hurricans,floods, droughts, deaths, tsunamis 3 MILES HIGH, deaths, melting of polar icecaps, deaths,
MANY OF US DIEEE
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Smoking a blunt.....2012 is comingg
damm......
fuck thatt...lets go get more bud =
by anthony merino April 16, 2008
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The year everyone thinks the mayans predicted the world to end, this is incorrect.

the winter solstice of 2012 was predicted by many civilizations, including the mayans, egyptians and the ancient greeks, to be when the solar calender "resets" and starts a new cycle, nothing more then the lunar cycle on a bigger scale.

AND the old tales that could be misinterpreted into meaning the world would end, not on that date but when it did in fact end, it wouldn't be a sudden thing that happened in one day. the world ending was susposed to be predecessed by a huge influx in the amount of large volcanic eruptions, massive earth quakes and many MANY major weather disasters. And that 12-21-2012 was just going to be the date where all of these problems ended all remaining life, not that there would be much left, and make the world collapse in on itself
2012 was just another piece of hollywood bullshit that is going to cause another Y2K problem.

just like how apperently, because the upcoming movie prince of persia, persians are white and speak with a bad british accent!
by reko0418 May 15, 2010
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To receive a blow job from your beloved for the first time in 4 years...
Oh man, I had a 2012 last night - gonna have to wait till fucking 2016 for the next one now...
by prince marcos March 12, 2010
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(Origin: A really shitty movie)

Verb. 1) To end someone, or something's world. 2) To successfully and thoroughly defeat someone /something else in a competition of sorts.

Adj. 1) Used to describe something that is absolutely mind blowing.
Verb: "Don't mess with me dawg, I'll 2012 your ass."
"The year 2012 will 2012 us all."
"You do not want to have a foot race with me, I will 2012 you"
"I would rather be 2012'd than watch the movie 2012 again."

Adj: "I'm glad I bought God of War 3, that game is 2012."
by Arpoc April 05, 2010
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The year aliens are going to land the earth, but not to invade us, just to make a contact.
Most religions will be over and therefore wars will be over too.
World Economy will not be mostly affected.
guy 1: hey man what's that all about 2012 end of the world
guy 2: no, it's just there's gonna be a few changes, but eventually we'll do better than we do now.
by abnamro February 04, 2008
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