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The next "end" of the world. This time by a comet!
Jan 1, 2013:
Person #1: We survived 2012!

Person #2: What about 2036?

Person #1: HOLY SHIT! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
by Gorelord666 July 15, 2010

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The "holy shit the world is gonna end" scheme after December 21st, 2012 passes and we're all still alive. Well, that's assuming nobody can find a reason why we should all die before then. I imagine it'd be hard for the idiots to wait a whole 24 years to introduce a new end-of-the-world plot.
Oh yeah, and it's supposed to be by a meteor this time around. How fun!
December 22, 2012:

Dumbass #1: DUDE WE'RE STILL ALIVE OMG GOD HAS SPARED THE WORLD!
Dumbass #2: BUT WAIT THERE'S GONNA BE SOME HUGE ASS METEOR IN APRIL 2036
Dumbass #1: HOLY SHIT MAN WERE FUCKED
Rational person: Well. I guess the end-of-the-world plots aren't THAT annoying. I did get to fuck some really hot underage chicks last night in public. The cops didn't care because they were all busy getting wasted and running red lights.
by d raff June 10, 2012

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