19 definitions by u2dvdbono

toilet

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

by u2dvdbono September 7, 2010

screamer

A scary practical joke where the victim watches a video.
They watch THE VIDEO.
So, they are forced to watch the whole video, when suddenly, a loud scream with a scary image pops up on the victim. The victim is now scared.

Jim: i just watched a video. but a screamer popped up! AAAAAAHHHHH!11!11!!SHIFT+1!!!11

by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

banana

a really yummy food

jim: this banana tastes yummy!

by u2dvdbono September 8, 2010

urban dictionary

Do you really need a definition for this!????

You are fricking retarded if you don't know what urban dictionary is.

by u2dvdbono September 7, 2010

crap

(1) poop
(2) stuff

(1) im gonna go crap in the toilet.
(2) im gonna look at your crap in your box of crap.

by u2dvdbono September 10, 2010

Teletubbies

A tv show for children about 4 creatures that live in Teletubby land.
Colors: red, green, yellow, purple
Teletubbies: Po, La-La, Dipsy, and Tinky-Winky
They have a house where theres tubby-toast and tubby-custard. They have a vaccum-thingy called No-No that sucks them up and brings them back when they try to escape Teletubbyland.

baby at age 4: googoogaagaa! daddy i want to watch teletubbies!

by u2dvdbono September 24, 2010

windows xp

a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.

Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!

by u2dvdbono September 7, 2010