With the current climate of the world and all the ongoing problems -- economically, politically, heating of the sun & abnormal weather patterns, etc. -- it really does feel like something could happen by 2012 that will radically alter the course of that weird thing we call life. Time sure feels like it's speeding up, doesn't it?

It's not; creation is. More and more is happening in the world in less & less time, for the good & bad. In every aspect of our lives, change is happening at an accelerated pace, and it's going to continue to accelerate until everything possibly imaginable in creation will exist at the same time. So yeah, this leaves a realm of possibility open for more things to occur -- there could be a global cataclysmic-type event that wipes out 1/3 of the population, but there could also be some grand technological miracle/discovery that propels humanity into uncharted areas of novel & science.

The biggest misconception among people today (namely, archeologists and science-types whose consciousnesses are centered around physical, material evidence -- what they can see & measure only) is that the Mayan Calendar was keeping track of time the same way most modern day calendars keep track of time -- cycles of visible planetary objects in the sky around other planetary objects/ earth around the sun, etc.

The Mayan Calendar was actually a meter, or a gauge for the evolution of consciousness across the span of this galaxy. The reason the calendar abruptly "stops" on 12/21/12 is not because of some final doomsday event we're all going to watch unfold; it's because the schedule of creation will have completed. If a technology like a time machine (mind you, we've already teleported electrons) comes to exist by that year, what time will it really be? What need will there be for a calendar if the limitations of time & space dissolve? The truth is that the calendar "ends" because time as we know will no longer be linear, and so there won't be a need for a calendar. Now, that might seem hard to swallow at first, but keep in mind that there's a 17 mile long particle accelerator (lhc) under Switzerland that's set to recreate the conditions right after The Big Bang. Not so crazy now, huh?

This is what's really going to happen if your eyes are open enough for you to see. To whoever is reading this; these next few short years are the most important years in the 16.4 billion year long history of the universe. You should be very, very, very thankful to be alive at this period in time, because what's coming is bliss!
Paranoid stranger: The world's going to end in 2012 and we're all going to die!

Me: Smoke some sheeba and celebrate the moment. There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
#2012 #mayan calendar #conscious co creation #dreamspell #12/21/12 #december 21 #ufo #alien #nasa #nibiru #planet x #annunaki #sumerian #ethics #power #ian lungold #carl calleman
by Dr. Carl Johann Calleman April 19, 2009
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i mean come on if you wrote calenders from the beginning of time dont you think you would have to stop at one point? shit would you like to sit around all day and write a fucking calender untill the end of time.. some dude must of just got tired and went and did somthing else with his life.

fuck dude.. calenders are gay lets go hunt for some food.
I already wrote like a billion, lets just end at 2012 see what people will think.
#2012 #end of world #apocolypse #naulty #boardem #death #calenders #mayan
by Naulty March 22, 2008
The mayans did predict the end of the world to be 12/21/2012, but not end as in everyone dies and it blows up. end as in stops this phase and becomes something else. the real story is they say we are in one phase or dimension, supposedly 1985 was the end of the 5th and we are between dimensions, and in 2012 we will enter the sixth and all become smarter, get weird new senses, and other stuff and changes in our mind and reality. it actually seems kinda cool. but i think u will go to like mayan hell according to them if u are bad. but the thing wasnt strict basically just be nice
i wonder what will happen in 2012
#mayan #calander #december #weird #cool
by alex14 August 25, 2006
the mayans didnt predict the end of the world. they predicted something to do w/ evolution.
so... how bout them red sox?
by adrian November 04, 2004
December 21st of this year will be hell. Not because the world will end, but because of all the lunatics thinking that the world will end.
1-People will run red lights.
2-Minors will drink more than they ever have before.
3-The most terrible crimes will be committed.
4-The stock market will crash.
5-Thousands will gather in churches.
6-Religious groups will go wild preaching their beliefs and offering you your last chance for salvation.
7-Agnostics will question their doubts.
8-Atheists will ignore the crowds.
9-People who haven't done their christmas shopping yet will put it off just to see if tomorrow comes.
10-Casinos will be jam-packed.

And then when everyone wakes up the next morning Most will regret their actions from the previous night, especially the criminals who will be rotting in jail and the minors who are hungover.
"Hey, did you hear that the apocolypse is coming in 2012?"
"Yeah, 2012 is gonna go down in history, man!"
"Not if no one is here to write about it!"
"This is just like Y2K."
#y2k #2012 #mayan #apocolypse #december #21 #crimes #salvation #casinos
by doubter September 01, 2009
the supposed day of the end or a new beginning of this world. it is all off of the mayan calendar. yes they were very advanced and were right on everything but they did NOT predict the end of the world or a new dimension.

For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle” says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies in Crystal River, Fla. To render Dec. 21, 2012, as a doomsday or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is “a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in.”
2012 is a stupid hoax. Planet X does not exist and a pole shift on that date is impossibe.

#2012 #nibiru #hoax #myth #stupid #butt #fuck
by knoxrox156 May 17, 2008
The Cubs are going to win the World Series this year. That is the definition 2012. If you have a problem with it I'm sorry. And it is the only one that hasn't anything to do with the end of the world.
Back to The Future is right. It will happen in 2012.
#cubs #mets #world series #doc #future
by I Am A Met Fan February 03, 2009
We are not going to die this year... all thes dumbasses that are taking Ritalin and thinking the world is ending that year should get their ass kicked... we are going to live way farther than 2012... a lot farther. This thing is a hoax!!!
OMG... It is 2012. Prepare to die!!!
Me: Shut up you fucking idiot... read the bible you dumbass
#bible #dumbass #end of the world #depressed #ritalin #terrorist
by Lil Duff 2008 July 20, 2008
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