on the date of December 21st, 2012, the ancient Mayan's predicted the end of the world. along with Nostradamus, the bible, and some idiotic drugged up raver, they apparently claim that this the final day of earth.

on the date of December 21st, 2012, the ultimate wrestling match between Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs. Hulk Hogan will finally happen. The superstar power in the ring will be so intense that it will bring earthquakes and floods across the globe.

***SPOILERS***

The match will end in a disqualification due to outside interference (run in) from Kevin Sullivan and Big Van Vader.

Dave Meltzer will give the match a 1 star rating (out of five)

***END OF SPOILERS***
If you believe in 2012, then you're a failure.
by 2012dweeb November 13, 2009
December 12, 2012 is the day the world is "supposely" coming to an end...This just means that were stepping into a new era and advances will be made. Like people thought 1985 was doomsday but they were just coming into a new era. So just forget about a world-wide flood/earthquake or Earth getting blown up by Planet X because its not true.
Clueless Person in 1985: Oh my! Were all going to die!

Smart person from 2013: Nah man, your going to live!

2012...
by Expert Smartie February 14, 2009
The alleged year of doomsday. December 21st, 2012. The year where idiots crowd the streets shouting out prophecies to the other idiots who believe it will happen. Doomsday was believed to be Y2k but it was then moved over to 2012 because of the Mayan calendar's date ending in 2012 sparks out desperate theories that we are all going to die. Planet X is a internet hoax, etc.

The problem with modern society is that people listen to idiots who barely have a chunk of knowledge in astronomy and physics clinging to thier stupid spiritual rhetorical philosophies.
Idiot Prophet: "People of the world! The year is going to be upon us when all will cease to exsist, blah blah blah blah!"

Idiot 1: "OMG! This guy is so right, the world is going to blow up!"

Idiot 2: "Wow this guy should lecture in a Astronomy class!"

Me: "Hey Idiots, the world has been getting along just fine for over 4 billion years, why would it end now? Because of some Mayan calendar that stopped counting after December 21st 2012? Go fuck yourself you idiots."
by Anti-bser-missile December 11, 2009
Big bulls*** of a theory where the world ends. Supposedly, the Mayan calendar ended on 12/12/2012, causing people to believe that the world is ending. This has spawned many conversations, YouTube videos, and forums, along with a war between the people who believe in it and those who don't.
This is stupid, get back to your lives. 2012 is far fetched.

(Oh, what happened to the Mayans anyway? They're DEAD! They didn't survive! Why follow the people who didn't even survive?! They probably weren't able to finish it, anyway...)
by kyle123400 June 26, 2009
all the retards think that we are all going to die and the world is going to end. Mayans sure were pretty damn smart but a stupid calender would end soon so why does everyone think this. the suiciders the ones who are so crazy but don't want to kill themselves think this. do you even know who made this up it was a scientist or even someone who hasnt past college and a total pot head and retard. I know that we don't know everything but even scientist say that it will never happen. which is based on facts not opinions.
fucking retards: duuuh i love 2012

Me: FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!
by redrum4uhalo October 08, 2009
something geniuses studied was a bunch of bull. somehow people either believe the sun will crash into earth, aliens will land and take us over, or satan will the world. plus they have been promising since the 1900s that it will end in like the 70s, 80s, and one was SURE he meant 1999. anything happen then? why should we believe its going to happen now? its not going to happen, some scientist must have got lazy and thought it would be funny to see what what happen if he told everyone it would end in 2012. "oh, fuck science! the worlds gonna end in 2012. lets just leave and roll some doobies!". the things people will actually say to make MONEY. hope to see you all in 2013! (=
Christian: 2012 is near! the alien god will land on earth and buttrape us all! then he'll BBQ our weiners! that'll be 10 bucks.
Jesus: Shit, not again...
Satan: How embarassing!
by Horrorshow820 April 21, 2008
The supposed "End of the World! OH NOES!!!!!" It is often said that the Mayans predicted the end, but this is in fact, absolute bullshit. The calender said to predict the end was actually just a calender that was used to predict sunrise each day. Secondly, whenever this calender ended, the world never ended, the Mayans just held a celebration and started a new one. And all other theories are also, You Guessed it!, bullshit. All of them weren't released until well after the theory of the world ending in 2012 was first conceived. What will happen in 2012, who knows? But it seems extremely likely that the world will not end.
Cornelius: "Did you hear the world is going to end in 2012?"

Me: *slaps across face*
by RampagingAcorn October 23, 2009
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